Bernard McArthy

I have many friends. Some are animals, some are people, and some are co-workers. One of my co-worker friends is Joe! Joe is a great guy, but he is also a pretty busy guy. He's so busy, he never has time to do anything with me! It's weird becuase he is in the same department as me and I see him get his work done every day, but he never wants to go to IHOP with me because of his schedual. He must be taking night school classes, or doing volunteer work at the food bank.

Today I was playing my 82nd game of solitare when Joe stopped by my cubicle. I asked him if he could get me some coffee, and he said no, I am a dumbass. He's such a joker! He must have forgot about the coffee, becuase he never got it. When I asked him for it agian, he just kind of looked at me funny. I like a friend who can laugh at himself! Then he told me there wasn't any coffee left. I think Joe is a little dillusional becuase I checked and there were three full pots in the lounge. But that's ok, I like people even if they are a little cooky. To make Joe feel better, I offered him some of my coffee. He must have needed some fresh air, because he seemed like he was ready to jump out the window! Maybe he just doesn't like decaf.

Catch You Later,
Bernard McArthy