So long Puppies
Well, I spent a worrysome night, eating red vines I picked up from Pablo. He felt sorry for me and gave me some grape flavor Fanta he saved for me. I asked him if he wanted any puppies but he said he'd rather have ones not cemented to the ground. Oh well.
Eventually, the firemen showed up. I called them about 62 times before they finally belived me.
"Hello, state your emergancy."
"Well, it's not really an emergancy..."
"Not you again. I'm haning up."
"Wait! It's real! The puppies are stuck, and they're starting to get antsy! This is the real deal, man, this deal is realer than Denzel Washington! Do you realize how real that makes this deal is?"
"This could never happen, now shut up before I call the police!"
"I thought this was the police?"
"Just stop calling us, ok?"
"Are you joking with me? This isn't the time for joking, officer. I've got some angry puppies cemented to the ground over here and all you can think to do is joke!?"
Well, luckly they police finally showed up to try and save the little puppies, all cemented to the fresh cement in the sidewalk. What a sad tale for the puppies! Unfortunately for any one that unexpectatly walked through the side walk, many alkels were bitten, many shoes were pooed on and one man even tripped and fell face first on top of one. Luckly the puppy was ok, but the man is still a little brusied, judging on the phone calls he gives me.
Nothing seemed to be comming along. The puppies seemed to be stuck for good. The police picked the block up and shook it upside-down, the tried using some lubricent to slide them our, they even tried some Coke Zero, but they said truck loads of it would be needed for this heavy duty cement.
So, in the end, we found a nice home for them until things get figured out. A nice man called from a place called Ripley's Belive it or Not, and said that the puppies would be perfect for them, and they could look after them. In the meantime, I'll be playing checkers with Frank Allan. I think she might have some good ideas. He did after all, invent his world famous tuna pancakes. People say it smells bad and I should really close the window, but I think its good.
Catch ya later
B Mc
Eventually, the firemen showed up. I called them about 62 times before they finally belived me.
"Hello, state your emergancy."
"Well, it's not really an emergancy..."
"Not you again. I'm haning up."
"Wait! It's real! The puppies are stuck, and they're starting to get antsy! This is the real deal, man, this deal is realer than Denzel Washington! Do you realize how real that makes this deal is?"
"This could never happen, now shut up before I call the police!"
"I thought this was the police?"
"Just stop calling us, ok?"
"Are you joking with me? This isn't the time for joking, officer. I've got some angry puppies cemented to the ground over here and all you can think to do is joke!?"
Well, luckly they police finally showed up to try and save the little puppies, all cemented to the fresh cement in the sidewalk. What a sad tale for the puppies! Unfortunately for any one that unexpectatly walked through the side walk, many alkels were bitten, many shoes were pooed on and one man even tripped and fell face first on top of one. Luckly the puppy was ok, but the man is still a little brusied, judging on the phone calls he gives me.
Nothing seemed to be comming along. The puppies seemed to be stuck for good. The police picked the block up and shook it upside-down, the tried using some lubricent to slide them our, they even tried some Coke Zero, but they said truck loads of it would be needed for this heavy duty cement.
So, in the end, we found a nice home for them until things get figured out. A nice man called from a place called Ripley's Belive it or Not, and said that the puppies would be perfect for them, and they could look after them. In the meantime, I'll be playing checkers with Frank Allan. I think she might have some good ideas. He did after all, invent his world famous tuna pancakes. People say it smells bad and I should really close the window, but I think its good.
Catch ya later
B Mc
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